Shrew #1
She hails from the civilized world of Northern Virginia and can eat 15 cookies in one day. With two bachelor degrees in Art and Psychology, she’s the shrew with the know-how into the mind, both intellectually and creatively. Currently, she works as in-home counselor in providing Applied Behavioral Analysis services to children with autism. She likes lipstick, period dramas, the shock and awe factor, and beating people up.
Shrew #2 (The Lone Shrew)
No one is as obsessed with books as she is. This shrew comes from a good ole Southern town, but her manners don’t always match up. She currently works as a copy writer and editor and thrives on drinking the tears of her enemies. When not working or reading, she enjoys comedy shows, baking, dancing, and training at the gym to crush skulls.
All the Shrews enjoy being bitter.
The Salty Shrews 